INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...
🚨 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS & FUTURE PIRATE LORDS 🚨
The Blackjack Brigade is recruiting—but not for long. Your name. Your face. Your legacy. Immortalized in anime infamy... if you dare.
💀 TIERS OF TERROR:
DECKHAND ($250)
"Get plundered (literally)"
Early digital screener
Your name in the credits (tiny, near the catering list)
10% chance we misspell it
FIRST MATE ($300)
"Get famous (as cannon fodder)"
NPC Easter Egg (You’re the guy who screams "WE’RE ALL GONNA—" before exploding)
Space Monsters zine with your obituary
CAPTAIN ($2K)
"Get immortalized (then probably killed)"
Custom Wanted Poster (Last seen: On fire)
Leather eyepatch (Pre-stained with ‘animator tears’)
LAGOMORPH LEGEND ($5K)
"Get a funeral scene (and a line)"
Voiced cameo ("Tell my wife... I stole her water pod...")
IMDb credit (*"Voice Actor - ‘Doomed Crewman #3’"*)
FLEET ADMIRAL ($10K)
"Get rich (or die trying)"
👉 CLAIM YOUR PIRATE STATUS NOW 👈
https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection
(Or walk the plank of regret.)
End Transmission
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