IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION #666 – UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
In a fascist universe where water is gold, Buccaneer Bunny (a 3-foot rabbit who sounds like Mr. T) leads the Blackjack Brigade to hijack Imperial ships. But when they loot the wrong derelict vessel, they awaken Grimaldi—the undead host of Space Monsters Magazine—and ignite a blood feud that’ll shake the Horsehead Nebula.
THE ELEVATOR PITCH
*"Imagine if Looney Tunes and Heavy Metal had a baby… then that baby was raised by John Carpenter and George Romero on a diet of The A-Team reruns. That’s Buccaneer Bunny—a 3-foot-tall, Mr. T-sounding, anti-cute space pirate stealing water from fascist robots, dodging Grimaldi’s undead wrath, and looking good doing it."*
We’re in talks with a legendary voice actor to bring Buccaneer Bunny to life. Backers get first dibs on the reveal.
TIER 1: "DECKHAND" ($100–$250)
"Join the Blackjack Brigade as a rookie. You get:
Digital Space Monsters zines (1 year) – Study Grimaldi’s rage.
Early digital film download – See the water heist before the Imperials can censor it.
Discord role – Access to the pirate’s den."*
Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-1-deckhand
TIER 2: "FIRST MATE" ($300–$1,000)
"Earn your stripes. You get:
Print + digital Space Monsters – Intel on Grimaldi’s undead origins.
"Grimaldi vs. Bunny" mini-comic – The feud, explained.
Signed poster + NPC Easter Egg – Your name hidden in the Jolly Roger’s crew logs.
Test screening access – Help us tweak the final cut.
Signed Blu-ray – Proof you were there when Bunny punched a droid."*
Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-2-first-mate
TIER 3: "SHIP CAPTAIN" ($2,000–$4,000)
"Call the shots. You get:
Custom leather eyepatch – OTP-designed, battle-scarred.
Original sketch of your pirate OC – Drawn by our lead artist.
Buccaneer’s Kit – Wanted Poster + T-shirt + all Tier 2 loot.
IMDb credit as "Space Pirate Consultant.""*
Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-3-ship-captain
TIER 4: "LAGOMORPH LEGEND" ($5K–$7.5K)
"Become canon. You get:
Custom bunny/zombie character – Based on you (or your OC).
Voiced line – Coached by us to sound like a "fool-pityin’ space outlaw."
IMDb credit as "Voice Actor" – Your grandkids will Google you.
Bloodstained Wanted Poster – "Last seen stealing water pods."
All Tier 3 loot – Because legends deserve options."*
Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-4-lagomorph-legend
TIER 5: "FLEET ADMIRAL" ($10K+)
"Own the war. You get:
Supporting character role – 2–5 lines, multiple scenes.
5% profit share (capped at $20K) – Pirate dividends.
Lifetime Space Monsters sub – Every issue, past and future.
Executive Producer credit – Flex on IMDb.
Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-5-fleet-admiral
Visit Blackjack Brigade on Oblivion Trading Post: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection
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