Saturday, July 19, 2025

GRIMALDI’S LEGION WANTS YOU (YES, EVEN YOU, EARTHIE)

 

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"MORE THAN A SUBSCRIPTION - IT'S A BLOOD OATH TO THE SPECTRAL LEGION!"

Tired of Earthie mags written by soulless suits who think jump scares qualify as horror? Ready to trade your pathetic existence for a rank in Grimaldi's eternal legion?

ENLIST TODAY AND EARN YOUR STRIPES—IN BLOOD.

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✔ 4 SPECTRAL LEGION BUTTONS (featuring Grimaldi’s savagest insults)
✔ 4 QUARTERLY ISSUES (Smuggled to your doorstep via cursed postal raven)
✔ LIFETIME 10% OFF all Oblivion Trading Post merch

🔥 THIS ISN’T A FAN CLUB—IT’S A COSMIC COUP.

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ONLY 17 SPOTS LEFT!

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UNDYING CINEMA: DENNIS DANIEL RESURRECTS ROLLIN'S FORGOTTEN MASTERPIECE

 

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"ATTENTION, EUROHORROR DEGENERATES & VAMPIRE AESTHETES!"

Dennis Daniel—the Rondo-nominated horror scribe and Famous Monsters legend—drops a blood-soaked love letter to Jean Rollin’s The Shiver of the Vampires in Space Monsters #1, and it’s a masterclass in cult-film worship.

WHY THIS ARTICLE WILL HAUNT YOU:
✔ Rollin’s psychedelic nightmare—Daniel dissects the hippie-vampire surrealism that made Shiver a proto-giallo acid trip.
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Friday, July 18, 2025

COSMIC KICKS FOR MONSTER KIDS: THE ESSENTIALS

 

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"YOUR SHELF ISN’T COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE 4 HORROR ESSENTIALS"

The Oblivion Trading Post is serving up a four-course meal of terror—dig in or starve in normie obscurity:

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NOSFERATU VAMPIRE T-SHIRT (UNISEX)

Angelo Mariano’s iconic art on premium tee

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HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW (DVD)

Grindhouse glory meets power-tool carnage

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CRITES REPLICA (INTERGALACTIC MENACES)

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Scaring neighbors

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Reminding Buccaneer Bunny who’s boss
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BLOOD, BALLS & BADASSERY: 4 SCREAM QUEENS DESTROY HORROR'S STATUS QUO

 

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SCREAM QUEEN SHOWDOWN: KATZ KLAWS TAKES NO PRISONERS!

Sadie Katz—the twisted genius behind Wrong Turn 6 and indie horror’s fiercest advocate—is back with her most savage column yet in Space Monsters Magazine #1. This time, she’s assembled a murderer’s row of scream queens for a no-holds-barred roundtable that’ll leave you bloodied and begging for more.

💀 MEET THE QUEENS OF CHAOS:
✨ SADIE KATZ (Wrong Turn 6, Scorned) – The WGA writer/director who slays on both sides of the camera. Fearless, foul-mouthed, and unapologetically punk 6.

✨ FELISSA ROSE (Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2) – The OG scream queen with 150+ films under her belt. From Angela Baker to producing Slayer music videos, she’s a living horror legend 27.

✨ NICOLE CINAGLIA (The Black Mass, Automation) – The rising star with a knack for psychological terror. A modern scream queen with old-school grit.

✨ JESSICA CAMERON (Truth or Dare, Mania) – The award-winning indie icon who’s redefined horror feminism. Brutal on screen, brilliant behind it.

WHAT YOU’LL GET IN THIS ISSUE:
✔ Unfiltered war stories – From on-set disasters to fan convention nightmares
✔ The state of horror – Why scream queens rule (and how studios keep underestimating them)

WHY THIS ROUNDTABLE IS ESSENTIAL READING:
No male directors interrupting. Just raw, unfiltered horror wisdom from women who’ve bled for the genre.

Behind-the-scenes dirt on Texas Nightmare (starring Sadie & Felissa) and other upcoming projects 13.

A masterclass in survival—both on-screen and in Hollywood’s trenches.

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@sadie_katz | @felissa_rose | @nicolecinaglia | @jessicacameron
#KatzKlaws #ScreamQueens #HorrorRoyalty #SpaceMonsters

(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny wasn’t invited. He’s still crying about it.)

Thursday, July 17, 2025

DONALD FARMER DEFENDS THE GREEN SLIME (AND SO SHOULD YOU)

 

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"ATTENTION, FILM DEGENERATES & SLIME ENTHUSIASTS!

CULT LEGEND DONALD FARMER (Shark Exorcist, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party) is here to vindicate The Green Slime (1968)—the most gloriously stupid, neon-drenched, rubber-monster masterpiece you’ve been ignoring for decades.

🔪 IN SPACE MONSTERS #1, YOU’LL DISCOVER:
✔ Why this $1.98-budget space opera secretly inspired generations of splatter auteurs
✔ The psychotronic genius behind its floating heads, goo guns, and questionable science
✔ Farmer’s unhinged defense of its "so-bad-it’s-perfect" legacy

🚀 THIS ISN’T A REVIEW—IT’S A LOVE LETTER TO COSMIC TRASH.

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#TheGreenSlime #CultCinema #DonaldFarmer #SpaceMonsters

(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny calls this film "unrealistic." Coming from a talking space rabbit.)

GRIMALDI’S LEGION WANTS YOU (YES, EVEN YOU, EARTHIE)

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