Friday, July 18, 2025

COSMIC KICKS FOR MONSTER KIDS: THE ESSENTIALS

 

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"YOUR SHELF ISN’T COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE 4 HORROR ESSENTIALS"

The Oblivion Trading Post is serving up a four-course meal of terror—dig in or starve in normie obscurity:

DONALD F. GLUT'S TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN MOUSE PAD

Frankenstein-approved tracking surface

Glides smoother than the Monster’s stolen brain
👉 Summon the Madness: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/donald-f-glut-tales-of-frankenstein-mouse-pad

NOSFERATU VAMPIRE T-SHIRT (UNISEX)

Angelo Mariano’s iconic art on premium tee

Wear it to repel sunlight (and basic tastes)
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HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW (DVD)

Grindhouse glory meets power-tool carnage

Limited stock (like your sanity after watching)
👉 Claim the Gore: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/hooker-with-a-hacksaw-dvd

CRITES REPLICA (INTERGALACTIC MENACES)

Perfect for:

Scaring neighbors

Decorating your lair

Reminding Buccaneer Bunny who’s boss
Invite the Terror: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/crites-replica-for-horror-fans-intergalactic-menaces

WARNING: Stock vanishes faster than a virgin in a vampire flick.

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BLOOD, BALLS & BADASSERY: 4 SCREAM QUEENS DESTROY HORROR'S STATUS QUO

 

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SCREAM QUEEN SHOWDOWN: KATZ KLAWS TAKES NO PRISONERS!

Sadie Katz—the twisted genius behind Wrong Turn 6 and indie horror’s fiercest advocate—is back with her most savage column yet in Space Monsters Magazine #1. This time, she’s assembled a murderer’s row of scream queens for a no-holds-barred roundtable that’ll leave you bloodied and begging for more.

💀 MEET THE QUEENS OF CHAOS:
✨ SADIE KATZ (Wrong Turn 6, Scorned) – The WGA writer/director who slays on both sides of the camera. Fearless, foul-mouthed, and unapologetically punk 6.

✨ FELISSA ROSE (Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2) – The OG scream queen with 150+ films under her belt. From Angela Baker to producing Slayer music videos, she’s a living horror legend 27.

✨ NICOLE CINAGLIA (The Black Mass, Automation) – The rising star with a knack for psychological terror. A modern scream queen with old-school grit.

✨ JESSICA CAMERON (Truth or Dare, Mania) – The award-winning indie icon who’s redefined horror feminism. Brutal on screen, brilliant behind it.

WHAT YOU’LL GET IN THIS ISSUE:
✔ Unfiltered war stories – From on-set disasters to fan convention nightmares
✔ The state of horror – Why scream queens rule (and how studios keep underestimating them)

WHY THIS ROUNDTABLE IS ESSENTIAL READING:
No male directors interrupting. Just raw, unfiltered horror wisdom from women who’ve bled for the genre.

Behind-the-scenes dirt on Texas Nightmare (starring Sadie & Felissa) and other upcoming projects 13.

A masterclass in survival—both on-screen and in Hollywood’s trenches.

LIMITED-TIME OFFER:
Subscribe now and get:

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Exclusive merch discounts (including Texas Nightmare pre-orders)
👉 CLAIM YOUR COPY BEFORE WE SELL OUT 👈

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🔗 Follow the Queens:

@sadie_katz | @felissa_rose | @nicolecinaglia | @jessicacameron
#KatzKlaws #ScreamQueens #HorrorRoyalty #SpaceMonsters

(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny wasn’t invited. He’s still crying about it.)

Thursday, July 17, 2025

DONALD FARMER DEFENDS THE GREEN SLIME (AND SO SHOULD YOU)

 

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"ATTENTION, FILM DEGENERATES & SLIME ENTHUSIASTS!

CULT LEGEND DONALD FARMER (Shark Exorcist, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party) is here to vindicate The Green Slime (1968)—the most gloriously stupid, neon-drenched, rubber-monster masterpiece you’ve been ignoring for decades.

🔪 IN SPACE MONSTERS #1, YOU’LL DISCOVER:
✔ Why this $1.98-budget space opera secretly inspired generations of splatter auteurs
✔ The psychotronic genius behind its floating heads, goo guns, and questionable science
✔ Farmer’s unhinged defense of its "so-bad-it’s-perfect" legacy

🚀 THIS ISN’T A REVIEW—IT’S A LOVE LETTER TO COSMIC TRASH.

💀 GRAB YOUR COPY BEFORE IT’S ERASED FROM HISTORY (LIKE THE FILM’S LOGIC):
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🔗 Join the Trash Cult: Space Monsters
#TheGreenSlime #CultCinema #DonaldFarmer #SpaceMonsters

(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny calls this film "unrealistic." Coming from a talking space rabbit.)

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

COSMIC TERROR, ELDRITCH LIGHT & GRINDHOUSE GORE: YOUR TRIFECTA OF DAMNATION

 

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"YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF COSMIC TERROR STARTS NOW!

The Oblivion Trading Post is serving up three flavors of damnation—pick your poison:

SPACE MONSTERS #1

100+ pages of sci-fi horror

Articles so savage they melt minds
👉 Claim Your Copy:

🌌 DARK MATTER PROJECTOR

Bathes your lair in eldritch glow

Limited Black Edition
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HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW

Grindhouse glory Donald Farmer film with hand-tool carnage

Limited stock remaining
👉 Grab the Gore: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/hooker-with-a-hacksaw-dvd

WARNING: These items will corrupt your shelf—that's a feature, not a bug.

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🔗 Join the Coven: Space Monsters
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Space Monsters Magazine Commercial Spot for The Monster Channel

 

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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Earth was fun. Time to upgrade.

 

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"THE EARTH DEFENSE IS SHATTERED – TIME TO PLUNDER!

The Oblivion Trading Post is your black market gateway to interstellar horror, anime rebellion, and collector-grade damnation. Choose your path:

OBLIVION'S BLACK MARKET

Cursed collectibles

Horror oddities

Limited-edition nightmares
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BLACKJACK BRIGADE COLLECTION

Anime-infused outlaw gear

Buccaneer Bunny's plundered goods

High-stakes style for cosmic pirates
👉 Join the Heist: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection

📡 SPACE MONSTERS SUBSCRIPTIONS

4 terror-packed issues/year

Glowing LED badge + lanyard

10% OFF all merch for life

Fan-club exclusives
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🛸 SELL YOUR WARES ON OBLIVION
Creators! Monetize your madness through our interstellar marketplace.
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WARNING: Supplies dwindle faster than Buccaneer Bunny's patience.

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🔗 Follow the Coven: Space Monsters
#BlackjackBrigade #SpaceMonsters #OblivionTradingPost

(P.S. That "6.66" price tag? Not a coincidence.)

COSMIC KICKS FOR MONSTER KIDS: THE ESSENTIALS

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