Saturday, July 5, 2025

Become an anime character in our anime...YOU CAN BECOME CANON!

 

IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION #666 – UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

In a fascist universe where water is gold, Buccaneer Bunny (a 3-foot rabbit who sounds like Mr. T) leads the Blackjack Brigade to hijack Imperial ships. But when they loot the wrong derelict vessel, they awaken Grimaldi—the undead host of Space Monsters Magazine—and ignite a blood feud that’ll shake the Horsehead Nebula.

THE ELEVATOR PITCH

*"Imagine if Looney Tunes and Heavy Metal had a baby… then that baby was raised by John Carpenter and George Romero on a diet of The A-Team reruns. That’s Buccaneer Bunny—a 3-foot-tall, Mr. T-sounding, anti-cute space pirate stealing water from fascist robots, dodging Grimaldi’s undead wrath, and looking good doing it."*


We’re in talks with a legendary voice actor to bring Buccaneer Bunny to life. Backers get first dibs on the reveal.


TIER 1: "DECKHAND" ($100–$250)

"Join the Blackjack Brigade as a rookie. You get:

Digital Space Monsters zines (1 year) – Study Grimaldi’s rage.

Early digital film download – See the water heist before the Imperials can censor it.

Discord role – Access to the pirate’s den."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-1-deckhand


TIER 2: "FIRST MATE" ($300–$1,000)

"Earn your stripes. You get:

Print + digital Space Monsters – Intel on Grimaldi’s undead origins.

"Grimaldi vs. Bunny" mini-comic – The feud, explained.

Signed poster + NPC Easter Egg – Your name hidden in the Jolly Roger’s crew logs.

Test screening access – Help us tweak the final cut.

Signed Blu-ray – Proof you were there when Bunny punched a droid."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-2-first-mate


TIER 3: "SHIP CAPTAIN" ($2,000–$4,000)

"Call the shots. You get:

Custom leather eyepatch – OTP-designed, battle-scarred.

Original sketch of your pirate OC – Drawn by our lead artist.

Buccaneer’s Kit – Wanted Poster + T-shirt + all Tier 2 loot.

IMDb credit as "Space Pirate Consultant.""*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-3-ship-captain


TIER 4: "LAGOMORPH LEGEND" ($5K–$7.5K)

"Become canon. You get:

Custom bunny/zombie character – Based on you (or your OC).

Voiced line – Coached by us to sound like a "fool-pityin’ space outlaw."

IMDb credit as "Voice Actor" – Your grandkids will Google you.

Bloodstained Wanted Poster – "Last seen stealing water pods."

All Tier 3 loot – Because legends deserve options."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-4-lagomorph-legend


TIER 5: "FLEET ADMIRAL" ($10K+)

"Own the war. You get:

Supporting character role – 2–5 lines, multiple scenes.

5% profit share (capped at $20K) – Pirate dividends.

Lifetime Space Monsters sub – Every issue, past and future.

Executive Producer credit – Flex on IMDb.

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-5-fleet-admiral


Visit Blackjack Brigade on Oblivion Trading Post: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection

#MrT #spacemonstersmagazine #obliviontradingpost #blackjackbrigade #buccaneerbunny #grimaldi #horror #scifi #anime #manga

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Calling All Monster Kids Past and Future...

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TO ALL MONSTER KIDS, PAST AND FUTURE—


The bloodline continues. The unholy gospel of Ackerman, Warren, and the original monster mag mavens flows through our veins—but this ain’t just a tribute act. This is the next mutation.


🔥 SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE 🔥

Where the Old School Meets the New Nightmare

(And Where Film Professionals & Fans Collide in a Beautiful, Bloody Mess)


WE’RE THE MONSTER KIDS WHO GREW UP—BUT NEVER SOLD OUT.


🎬 BY FILM CREATORS, FOR FILM CREATORS – Our writers? FX wizards, scream queens, indie horror directors, and Hollywood’s underground. This isn’t just fandom—it’s a backstage pass to how the dark magic gets made.


💀 THE TORCH IS OURS NOW – We bow to the legends (Famous Monsters, Creepy, Eerie), but we’re not stuck in the past. We’re pushing the genre forward—same love of latex and lore, but with 2025-level savagery.


📽 INSIDER KNOWLEDGE, OUTSIDER ATTITUDE – Ever wanted to hear practical FX masters rant about CGI? Indie horror directors spill set secrets? Actors who’ve been stabbed on-screen explain why fake blood tastes terrible? This is your bible.


🖤 FANS WELCOME, POSERS BEWARE – Whether you’re a working filmmaker or just a monster kid with a VHS addiction, this is your tribe. No gatekeeping. Just gore.


"GRIMALDI, THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE."

Oh, it’s true. And it’s terrifying.


👉 SUBSCRIBE NOW OR LIVE IN REGRET 👈


THE LEGACY LIVES.

THE SLAY CONTINUES.

WILL YOU BE PART OF IT—OR JUST ANOTHER EXTRA IN THE MASS GRAVE OF FANDOM?


End Transmission


🔗 Join the Bloodline: www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

🔗 Feed the Mutation: www.obliviontradingpost.com


P.S. Forry’s ghost is nodding in approval. Ackerman would’ve stolen this zine for his collection.



#SpaceMonstersMagazine #MonsterKids #HorrorMagazine #SciFiMagazine #CarryingTheTorch #ForrestJAckerman #JamesWarren #CreepyMagazine #EerieMagazine #FamousMonsters #PracticalFX #IndieHorror #HorrorFilmmakers #GoreAndGlory #PunkRockHorror #ZineCulture #HorrorCommunity #FilmProfessionals #ScreamQueens #FXArtists #NoCGIJustBlood #SubscribeToTheMadness

Friday, June 27, 2025

Weapons Of Mass Collection

 

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"ATTENTION, EARTHIE SCUM & COLLECTORS OF THE DAMNED!
Your feed is about to be contaminated with the most beautifully unhinged ad spread this side of the Horsehead Nebula. Feast your pathetic eyes on Oblivion Trading Post’s Weapons of Mass Collection—a glorious assault on good taste, sanity, and your wallet.
🔥 HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS COSMIC WAR CRIME:
☠️ Grimaldi’s Glow-in-the-Dark Action Figure (Only 666 exist—like your chances of survival)
☠️ Space Monsters Pin Buttons (For marking your allies in the Spectral Legion)
☠️ Cinema Macabre Magazine (The grindhouse bible your coffee table deserves)
☠️ Frankenstein Jigsaw Puzzle (500 pieces of gothic torment)
☠️ Space Monsters #1 (100 pages of pure cosmic filth*)
"YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT DOOM:
STARE at this spread until your eyes bleed.
SURRENDER your funds.
WARNING: Side effects may include sudden obsession, unexplained merch hoarding, and Grimaldi’s eternal judgment.
#WeaponsOfMassCollection #CosmicContraband #HorrorHoarder
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P.S. Tag a fellow degenerate who needs this in their life. (We’ll watch the chaos unfold.)

WARNING: RADIOACTIVE MERCH DETECTED!

 

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"WARNING: RADIOACTIVE MERCH DETECTED!

The Oblivion Trading Post Fallout Sale is now contaminating your feed with glow-in-the-dark nightmares, limited-edition mutations, and collector-grade horrors hot from our nuclear-powered presses!

☢️ HOT ITEMS SPIKING OUR GEIGER COUNTERS:
→ Frankenstein Mousepads (Now with 10% more lab-grown spite)
→ Nosferatu Tees (Pulse-pounding 1500cpm radiation readings)
→ Crites Replicas (Guaranteed to emit dangerous levels of nostalgia)
→ Spectral Legion Kits (Includes glow-in-the-dark badge with safe levels of cesium-137)

"ACT FAST - THESE ITEMS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES!"
👉 Direct Exposure at OblivionTradingPost.com

#FalloutFinds #GlowInTheDarkMenace #RadiationRiot

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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Grimaldi’s Guide to Feline Space Domination: The Lunar Riot Cat Helmet Has Landed!

 


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"EARTHIES!
Your pathetic house panther isn’t just a fuzzy little war criminal—they’re a ZERO-G MENACE IN TRAINING!

🚀 INTRODUCING THE FELINE ASTRONAUT HELMET
(Because even cats deserve to look fabulous while plotting lunar domination)

WHY YOUR CAT NEEDS THIS (OR ELSE):
🐾 SPACE-AGE STYLE – Finally, an outfit that matches their interstellar ego
🐾 PAW-SITIVELY PURRFECT FIT – Adjustable straps (because we know Fluffy will fight it)
🐾 RIOT-READY – Ideal for moonbase mutinies or knocking over your Saturn V model
🐾 100% APOCALYPSE-APPROVED – Because when the revolution comes, your cat should lead it

"PRE-ORDER NOW BEFORE THEY CLAW YOUR EYES OUT IN PROTEST!"
(Limited stock—like your cat’s patience.)

👽 GRAB IT HERE 👽

#LunarRiotCats #FelineAstronaut #SpaceMonsters #CatCosplay

👉 @SpaceMonstersMag
👉 @OblivionTradingPost

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P.S. Comes with zero guarantees your cat won’t immediately pancake-flop in protest. We accept no liability for feline tantrums.

#LunarRiotCats #FelineAstronaut #SpaceCats #CatCosplay #SciFiPets #SpaceMonsters #OblivionTradingPost #CatMemes #InterstellarPets #CosmicCats #ZeroGMenaces #GrimaldiApproved

Space Monsters officially lands in Ocean Beach

 


⚡ BREAKING FROM THE FORTRESS OF ULTIMATE DARKNESS ⚡

 Space Monsters Magazine has tunneled through the fabric of reality (via a suspiciously OB-shaped wormhole) and officially planted its flag in Ocean Beach, San Diego.


🌌 COSMIC LOOT ALERT: Signed copies of ISSUE #1 will materialize at The Black in Ocean Beach in 2 weeks—grab one before the Supreme Being notices and yanks them back to the Void.


📍 THE BLACK • 5017 Newport Ave • OB’s premier purveyor of goods & counterculture contraband (est. 1976).

#spacemonstersmagazine #spacemonstersmag #jasonbrazeal #donaldfglut #nicholasvince #elizabethbelmont #stevestrout #stevewerblun #elizabethgrossi #donaldfarmer #famousmonsters #spacemonsters #fangoria #sandiego #oceanbeachcalifornia #sandiegohorror #sandiegogoth #sandiegopunk #southerncalifornia #frankdietz #simonpritchard #dennisdaniel#simonpritchard #mickstrawn #gwar #beefcakethemighty #caseyorr

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Official Space Monsters Limited Edition Grimaldi Action Figure

 

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"EARTHIES!

Your prayers to the dark gods have been answered—the OFFICIAL Grimaldi Action Figure is HERE, and it's almost as terrifying as the real thing.


🔥 LIMITED TO JUST 666 UNITS (because we enjoy your suffering)

🔥 GLOWS IN THE DARK (like your soul should)


"PRE-ORDER NOW BEFORE BUCCANEER BUNNY STEALS THEM ALL!"

(Seriously, that thieving rodent has no shame.)


💀 GRAB YOURS HERE 💀

https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/officially-licensed-grimaldi-action-figure


WARNING:

• May cause spontaneous obsession with Space Monsters lore

• Not responsible for divorce when your partner sees the credit card bill

• Side effects include: eternal bragging rights


#GrimaldiActionFigure #SpaceMonsters #LimitedEdition #HorrorCollector


👉 @SpaceMonstersMag

👉 @OblivionTradingPost


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P.S. First 50 orders get a FREE vial of "Slime" (non-toxic... probably). Move fast, maggots.

Become an anime character in our anime...YOU CAN BECOME CANON!

  IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION #666 – UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. In a fascist universe where water is gold, Buccaneer Bunny (a 3-foo...