Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Earth was fun. Time to upgrade.
From Folklore to Film: The Unholy Truth Behind Nosferatu
Monday, July 14, 2025
7 INCHES OF COSMIC MENACE: THE GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURE IS HERE
YOUR PATH TO DAMNATION STARTS HERE, EARTHIE
THE SPACE MONSTERS GLOW-UP (WARNING: IRREVERSIBLE)
Saturday, July 12, 2025
Click-Order Terror Awaits You At Oblivion
INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...
"YOUR PATH TO DAMNATION STARTS HERE, EARTHIE. 🔥
The Oblivion Trading Post just stocked three unholy relics that'll corrupt your shelves, warp your walls, and melt your mind—but only if you're brave (or stupid) enough to click 'order.'
💀 SPACE MONSTERS #1 – The magazine so brutal, it makes Tales from the Crypt look like Barney. Your therapist warned you about this.
🌌 DARK MATTER PROJECTOR – Bathe your lair in cosmic horror hues (and possibly unlock a gateway to the void). Who needs sunlight when you’ve got eldritch glow?
🔪 HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW – Pretty Woman meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Julia Roberts could never.
STOCK IS VANISHING FASTER THAN BUCANEER BUNNY'S DIGNITY.
👉 CLAIM YOUR DOOM 👈
End Transmission
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(P.S. If you don’t buy these, Buccaneer Bunny wins. And nobody wants that.)
Friday, July 11, 2025
YOUR PATH TO DAMNATION STARTS HERE, EARTHIE
Earth was fun. Time to upgrade.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED... "THE EARTH DEFENSE IS SHATTERED – TIME TO PLUNDER! The Oblivion Trading Post is your...

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