Friday, June 27, 2025
Weapons Of Mass Collection
WARNING: RADIOACTIVE MERCH DETECTED!
Thursday, June 26, 2025
Grimaldi’s Guide to Feline Space Domination: The Lunar Riot Cat Helmet Has Landed!
Space Monsters officially lands in Ocean Beach
⚡ BREAKING FROM THE FORTRESS OF ULTIMATE DARKNESS ⚡
Space Monsters Magazine has tunneled through the fabric of reality (via a suspiciously OB-shaped wormhole) and officially planted its flag in Ocean Beach, San Diego.
🌌 COSMIC LOOT ALERT: Signed copies of ISSUE #1 will materialize at The Black in Ocean Beach in 2 weeks—grab one before the Supreme Being notices and yanks them back to the Void.
📍 THE BLACK • 5017 Newport Ave • OB’s premier purveyor of goods & counterculture contraband (est. 1976).
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Tuesday, June 24, 2025
Official Space Monsters Limited Edition Grimaldi Action Figure
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"EARTHIES!
Your prayers to the dark gods have been answered—the OFFICIAL Grimaldi Action Figure is HERE, and it's almost as terrifying as the real thing.
🔥 LIMITED TO JUST 666 UNITS (because we enjoy your suffering)
🔥 GLOWS IN THE DARK (like your soul should)
"PRE-ORDER NOW BEFORE BUCCANEER BUNNY STEALS THEM ALL!"
(Seriously, that thieving rodent has no shame.)
💀 GRAB YOURS HERE 💀
https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/officially-licensed-grimaldi-action-figure
WARNING:
• May cause spontaneous obsession with Space Monsters lore
• Not responsible for divorce when your partner sees the credit card bill
• Side effects include: eternal bragging rights
#GrimaldiActionFigure #SpaceMonsters #LimitedEdition #HorrorCollector
👉 @SpaceMonstersMag
👉 @OblivionTradingPost
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P.S. First 50 orders get a FREE vial of "Slime" (non-toxic... probably). Move fast, maggots.
Space Monsters Magazine Crash Landing Pack
Sunday, June 22, 2025
Nosferatu Jigsaw puzzle - Angelo Mariano Art
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"PUZZLE YOUR WAY INTO THE NIGHT, EARTHIES! 🧩🦇
Tired of pathetic 500-piece puzzles featuring kittens or sunsets? BORING. How about a NOSFERATU JIGSAW PUZZLE so sinister, it’ll make your coffee table haunted?
🔹 252 pieces of vampiric torment (Count Orlok’s stare will judge you)
🔹 Premium matte finish (so slick, it’s like blood under moonlight)
🔹 Official nightmare fuel (100% unauthorized by sunlight)
Created from the esteemed artwork of Angelo Mariano!
"Think you can handle it? Or will you crumble like a peasant under the Count’s gaze?"
👉 GRAB YOURS NOW 👈
https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/nosferatu-jigsaw-puzzle
"Happy puzzling… if you DARE."
👉 www.spacemonstersmagazine.com
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#Nosferatu #HorrorPuzzle #VampirePuzzle #GlowInTheDark #HorrorMerch #ClassicHorror #SilentFilm #HorrorCollector #GothicPuzzle #SpookyGames #HorrorGifts #PuzzleNight #HorrorArt #OblivionTradingPost #SpaceMonstersMag
Weapons Of Mass Collection
Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... " ATTENTION, EARTHIE SCUM & COLLECTORS OF THE DAMNED! Your feed is about to be c...

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